Almost famous quotes
These may not make sense without some reference...:

"Why do all the !@#$!! people need email?": Dan H, President of a growing DotCom in 1999 Dan was an incredible force in a company, both good and bad. His drive and ethics were missed, as was his ability to sell flavored ice cubes to eskimos with a guarantee on the water they wouold produce on melting.
"Do you know what my !@#!*!!! Title is?": "Pinky" as he was affectionatly knicknamed, circa 2000, as he was trying to communicate meaningfully to a technical team that didn't care what his title was. Pinky left to sell long distance for Sprint. Point is, titles are unimportant if they are attached to a ____________.
"We only need .01% of the market...": Too many CEO's and dot com visionaries to count.
"You can't be a successful dot com using _____, you have to be using Oracle.": The sales people for Oracle deserve an award. We love the "we'll lease a license to you for $50k per year then when you go IPO (or get major VC) you can pay the $500k for the full license." approach.
"We need some of those flash thingies on our site": Drew (aka "Brain") regarding the dry but very informative company website. Some flash was added, a lot of content removed and everyone thought it was a better, more informative site.
"Why can't I use the password I always use?": More people than I can count.
"Yes, we can have that working by then!": Mike Harrison, lots of times: 1994-2005 I have since learned to be much more realistic in my time estimates. The problem is, I can get it working quickly and by the unrealistic deadline, but not always the way it should have been done.